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UPDATE: March 04, 2024

After mastering procrastination as an art form, we’ve finally decided to channel our efforts into launching and managing the illustrious PDUSA Maine Stripper’s Blog. Brace yourselves—soon, you’ll be spotting an array of new posts and wacky changes as we stumble our way to blogging stardom!

This will be the definitive resource for all PartyDancersUSA stripper-related matters in Maine. We’re committed to providing an enjoyable experience for everyone who visits!

UPDATE: OCTOBER 05, 2020

Our manager Sonny has embraced the exciting opportunity to write a book, encouraged by people in publishing. He’s crafting an autobiography that captures his vibrant 27-year journey in this business, filled with remarkable highs, lessons from the lows, and the unforgettable, exhilarating days and nights.

It was bound to happen PartyDancersUSA has found WordPress so let’s blog.

Check our Maine Strippers Blog for rants, recaps, road rash, stories and more…

How many times have I been asked “What’s it like”? “How many years have you been doing this”? “Do you ever have any trouble”? “What is the new dancer interview like”? Want to find out the answers? Over time these questions and more will be answered.

How many times have I been told “Man, you have the best job in the world.” If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that, I’d be retired by now. Ok, it’s not the worst job in the world, but it comes with its clear and present challenges.

Building and maintaining a good reputation. Never mind the professional sites, the lies and gossip spreaders. Due to the nature of this biz, who would question them? Personal attacks come from ex-dancers, former bouncers, applicants passed over, jealous boyfriends, and especially the competition who can’t beat you. Be ready for anything. “Man, you have the best job in the world.” Anybody making this statement has never thought about this business in-depth. Building a good reputation is like any business. Be on top of quality control, be it your bouncers, the dancers, or equipment. It’s not a circus if you intend to prosper.

You’re a target… All dance agencies are targets due to misconceptions (spoiler alert: dancers aren’t escorts, at least here at PDUSA they aren’t). You’re a target for dancer hopefuls who thought this job was a quick ticket to Easy Street. But when they realize it takes talent and dedication to be good at it, they bail, wasting your time. You’re a target for unqualified bouncers who couldn’t guard a marshmallow, let alone a group of dancers. They apply for the job hoping to score dates instead of protecting people. Another monumental waste of time. You’re also a target for so-called competitors who dive deep into the pettiness pool because they can’t splash around at the top (hint: it takes effort, folks). And let’s not forget, you’re a target for deer with a death wish, darting into your truck at 3am on I-95.

“You do have the best job in the world.” With a significant amount of responsibility. Ensuring that the dancers arrive at shows on time. Maintaining quality control. Traveling out and then returning safely, night after night, I might add. I am pleased to report that PartyDancersUSA has achieved this safely for 27 years with no customer-caused dancer injuries or accidents to date. I am proud to say we have developed some truly great dancers. We have also had a few exceptional bouncers over the years. Most importantly, we have had the opportunity to meet many remarkable individuals enjoying our events over these 27 years.

“Maybe I do have the best job in the world?” After years of experience, it has become second nature. Professional PDUSA Training has streamlined the process significantly. Effective training fosters cooperation among dancers, ensures new bouncers become proficient and professional, and overall enhances efficiency. With 27 years of experience, we have mastered the art of instructing newcomers to achieve excellent results. Understanding what is truly important and what is not is a valuable asset.

No, there aren’t as many crazy stories to report lately because the troublemakers our company policy targeted have made a swift exit. Now, our policy is working like a charm, keeping everyone safe, sound, and our customers beaming. The secret sauce? It all meshes together, and we’re raking in those sweet, sweet good reviews. I’ve discovered the art of “Don’t sweat the small stuff.” Do crazy things still happen? Oh, definitely. But now, they’re the kind of crazy that’s a hoot to report!

But wait, there are still hundreds of great stories from the early years that need to be told! I can’t wait to share them with you. I’ve been advised by some not to tell these tales, fearing they might deter potential dancers and clients. However, I’m confident that knowing the full picture equips us all better. Embracing the journey with its challenges makes us stronger, and being prepared ensures our safety and success.

The Maine Strippers Blog will do two things… irritate a few, but hey, that’s their problem. The other 99% will be rolling on the floor laughing at these wild tales. Only the juiciest stories get shared here. Expect insane true stories about dancers, deer (yes, you read that right), customers, venues, countless miles traveled, and let’s not forget the copious amounts of drugs and booze! Every word is true, right down to the last outrageous detail.

Check back soon to find another insane story posted. New stories from the years (1997 – Present) are coming in 2024. Stay tuned.

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